Researching work-from-home businesses online

I'm unemployed, have bills to pay, looking for a full-time job, have no money in the bank, court says I owe $490 to get my license reinstated since Feb. 28th, and using my time online to research jobs on craigslist and also research work-from-home websites.  I know there are many free ones to join (just look for traffic exchanges and you'll find hundreds).  I know that all it takes is joining a bunch of these and then describing them on my blog and eventually people will join and I'll earn some income.  I keep thinking to myself, "I should start up a 'Millionaire promise list' with names & phone numbers of everyone who agrees that at the first moment of success they will contact me and we'll all jump on board to become millionaires."  I also want to own many businesses some day.  I'd enjoy managing a health organic food retail store.  I'd enjoy managing a farm that grows organic foods.  I'd enjoy managing a sales/leads company.  I'd enjoy managing a forex / stock investing company.  I'd enjoy managing all kinds of businesses!  I'd eventually have over 5 million employees hired in my international company and we'd change the world.  I'd use the profits to help those less fortunate.  I don't know how God will make all this happen but I trust Him.  In the name of Jesus Christ all glory to God.